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I Want to Get A Celebrity Pregnant (feat Joe Hakim)

from Before Koresh by Ashley Reaks

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lyrics

Make my move when they're looking dog rough,
my own life is just too tough,
I'm just not earning enough
so I need to get a celebrity up the duff.

I want to get a celebrity pregnant.
I need a passport to another life,
going to make a C-lister my wife.
hang around in trendy bars,
get her to buy a few flash cars
for me,
we'll get our own reality show on ITV3,
I'll be as common as I can be,
but I'll let her family
know I'm not just after her money
because we're in so in love, don't y'see?

I want to get a celebrity pregnant.
I've heard she wants a 'down to earth bloke',
I'll help her snort mountains of coke,
keep her in the papers by fucking around,
take her to the Priory when she feels down,
knock her up as soon as I can,
involve her in a project
which will disappoint her fans,


I want to get a celebrity pregnant.
She can see I'm sincere,
jump on the downward slide of her career,
bask in the faint glow of reflected glory,
sell Heat magazine our story
after we split,
have a public custody battle for the kids,
leak online our homemade sex-vids
sit back and watch as they
get a million hits,
have a court appearance to see
who's entitled to the profits.

I want to get a celebrity pregnant.
Beg her for a second chance,
then take her best friend home and
try and get in her pants, I'll
appear on a programme called:
Where are they now?
Say how she ruined my life, the cow,
swear I'll make it back to the top somehow,
and in the mean time
live on the pay-off her lawyer's allow.

I want to get a celebrity pregnant.

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from Before Koresh, released February 25, 2015

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Ashley Reaks Harrogate, UK

Genre-hopping musician and collage artist.


"an incomparable talent and a true original, a man who often borders on genius" - Louder Than War (UK)

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